Phaidon presents Palace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive, the official printed archive of Palace Skateboard’s online product descriptions. Since their debut in 2013, Palace’s unconventional descriptors – which often have little or nothing to do with the product being described – have earned a cult following, with readers hooked on every line.
Authored by Palace co-founder, Lev Tanju, whose inimitable style essentially tore up the copywriting rulebook, the descriptions are full of humor, pathos, social commentary and unabashed opinion. Collected here for the first time and printed as they appear online – a few lines set in all caps, formatted as a series of bullet points – the more than 3,000 descriptions are organized into 22 tongue-in-cheek categories, including Anatomy, Animals, Etiquette, Philanthropy, Romance and Travel. The text is interspersed with shots of highly coveted Palace products and chapter openers feature candid, behind-the-scenes images from Palace’s archive.
- Hardcover
- 320 pages
- ISBN 9781838665845
- Dimensions: 9.75 inches x 7 inches
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Bikini Cosabella
THREADED 1/4 HYDROJET SS 15 DEG 7.0 NINGBO ALLFORCLEAN CLEANING MACHINES (AFC)
MOTORMITE 42303 PCV VALVE GROMMET OBSOLETE MOTORMITE
Bumbu Wooden Sailing Boat Beige Bumbu Toys
Italieniscber Tanga Cosabella
Stainless Steel Polished CZ Bow Necklace Qgold
The Honest Kitchen Bone Broth Pour Overs – Chicken Stew The Honest Kitchen
Baby Book Insert Page Set Over The Moon
Darkglass Electronics Hyper Luminal Hybrid Compressor Darkglass
Minions: CARL Life-Size Foam Core Cutout – Officially Licensed NBC Universal Stand Out Fathead LLC
Vince Carter Toronto Raptors 8×10 Photograph Photo File
Green Dragon Kit Smiffys
Active Seamless Zip Up Cropped Long Sleeve Top Sirens
Advent Calendar Kinnerton Paw Patrol Advent Calendar 40g Advent
Forrest Stardust Leaf Earrings Future Fortune
Velvet Mini Bow – Lychee Snuggle Hunny
14k Yellow Gold 4.5mm Pearl Leverback Earrings Qgold
Purple 108 | Fuzion Paintz Fuzion
Hottie – Culote De Tiro Bajo Cosabella
Makala Shark Bridge Uke Black Kala
2-Pack KitchenAid KSRS27ILWH02 Refrigerator Water Filter Replacement Denali Pure
14k Yellow Gold Diamond and Peridot Heart Ring Qgold
EBC 2015+ Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG (W205) 4.0L Twin Turbo Yellowstuff Front Brake Pads EBC
Sam Pocket Square ~ Lily Showers Grey Show Me Your Mumu
Misc Futureflex – Underlay – Futures 2+1 – 5'6" Haydenshapes
Eyebrow Pencil Maybelline Express Brow Satin Duo Nº 025 Brunette Maybelline
Sterling Silver CZ Heart Pendant Qgold